Hey folks, looks like most of these are going to Rendragon claw
although #4 goes to Kaijuart
Thanks to everyone who participated!
- MR
1. Abyssal Vacuum Slug: A creature native to the 8th level of hell, the Abyssal Vacuum Slug performs the dubious honor of snatching up various half dead souls scattered about the place and flinging them both into its jaws and over its back where a second super sucking mouth snatches them out of the air. Its many eyes are ideal for scanning the endless fields of carnage and swiftly picking up more victims. Those who were slovenly in life are reborn as these foul horrors as they are cursed to clean Hell endlessly until the end of time.
2.Lamp Post Stalker: These bizzare creatures are nocturnal predators with a unusual method of hunting prey. They will align their tall round bodies with a light post, changing their width in order to hide behind it perfectly. They move from post to post, getting closer and closer to their prey. When they finally get close enough, they reach out with their tentacles and whisk the struggling victim into their gaping maws before dashing back into the shadowy alleys again. While they are quite active in cities, and thust the name, they can be found in forests too where they get much bigger.
3.Witch Cookie: A type of homunculus, Witch Cookies are baked with human blood, crow eye, newt tongue, and a dash of catfish lip. The wicked little minion then goes about whatever task the witch has assigned it, usually spying on someone or planting a cursed object. When it is finished, the Witch than eats the Witch Cookie and gains whatever memories it has obtained. The Witch Cookie can make itself look like a normal cookie to disguise itself but tastes like vomit flavored dog fur and will shriek at its captor until they let go.
4. Atika was anicent monster. Eons ago he was worshipped by primitve men, tombs and temples were erected in his honor around the world. In a lost, ancient tongue he was know as the "Destructive one." Atika found himself accidentally reawakened by Amazon explorers and now finds himself in a new world where men have grown arrogant, but they will soon learn the Destructive one has returned.
(with a little rewrite by me)
5. Roomda'bloom: Roomda'bloom around the room, twirl about to seal your doom. Cutey face to cover the duty, deadly pollen makes you tooty. As you tilt and try your best, your bowels churn in great protest. As you lay upon the floor, your butt will blow out more and more. As you lie in fertilzed gloom, the Roomda'bloom will seal your doom.
6. Zippy the Scorpion Dog: Bubba Hicks was the most red neck mad scientist south of the research center in New Mexico. He was rather attached to his dog but lost it in a spat with his wife. She ran Zippy over with his own truck. Bubba did the one sensible thing he could do, reattach his dog's head to a giant mutant scorpion they had made at the research center and shoot a couple thousand volts into it. Amazingly enough it worked and Bubba sure did love all those new holes in his wife...
7.Necro Tatter Head: When a young Necromancer wants to start trying new things, his toy collection is often the first thing to suffer. Taking a wooden cart, a propeller and Mr. Tatter Head, its possible to create a Necro Tatter Head. The best part is that ontop of it being able to fly and wheel around, you can stick things to it and have it scream back at you.
8. Grugs: Grugs was about the most apathetic alien invader EVER. He didn't come to take over the world, he didn't come to impregnate our women and he sure as hell didn't come to do any anal probing. Nope, Grugs wanted to do one thing and that was smoke. Just blow those troubles at the office away...until he noticed that he had crash landed in a non smoking section. He gritted his teeth, there would be hell...
What would you rather see?
